The one and only Hedda Lettuce is taking her legendary lettuce leaf on tour this summer, and she needs your help to make it the freshest, most fabulous tour ever.

Being a middle-aged showgirl isn't cheap, honey. We're talking costumes that could choke a horse, cross-country transportation fit for a diva, and housing that doesn't involve a bus stop.

Help this icon stay hydrated, housed, and hemmed! Every dollar keeps the dream (and the wig) alive. Donate what you can and let's send Hedda on the tour she deserves!