Help John W. Siskar Buy a Home!

Hi all! So I'm finally beginning adulting and buying my own apartment. Unfortunately, Frankfurt is a city where bankers prosper and teachers, well, not so much. So in order to get an apartment that is more than a box, I'm going to need to ask for some help from all of you -- and since I've got about 32,000 visitors a month, if you all donated a dollar, that would get me to it! My goal is to raise enough capital to double what I've currently saved over the last years for the down payment (going past it wouldn't hurt for sure, as it'll let me start cutting into the principle), so I can afford a slightly bigger apartment where I can more comfortably live. Thanks so much for any and all help! Every last penny counts!