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do you love it when your local hot girl barista commands you to whip out your wallet so you can buy her whatever she wants? do you love helping out disadvantaged bay area trans women pay their bills while recovering from getting surged up? do you get a sick thrill knowing one of your favorite instagram girls will have a belly full of food tonight? well then look no further because this gofundme was personally made to get you, yes, you, to give Franny money so she can survive through her recovery. She works at a coffeeshop and hasn't been able to save up money to cover the cost of not working her minimum wage job, particularly the costs of her crushing student loans. the money received from this fundraiser will, toward the end of covering living expenses, go towards rlly cool things like:
-making sure she has enough money to pay for insurance while recovering
-approximately one family-sized carton of goldfish per four days she will be recovering
-buying other food besides goldfish, i guess
-fending off the copious amount of student loans forever crushing her for another month
-assuring her recovery will be smooth
-covering for any unseen or emergency expenses
look, i know money is tight and the world is ending but right now you have the opportunity to help the hottest girl in the world (me) pay the bills while she becomes even hotter, i don't know how you could pass up an opportunity like that. if somehow that doesn't sway you, i also have art i can give you or i’ll edit your shitty short story or anything else. whatever you can do, i love you.
-making sure she has enough money to pay for insurance while recovering
-approximately one family-sized carton of goldfish per four days she will be recovering
-buying other food besides goldfish, i guess
-fending off the copious amount of student loans forever crushing her for another month
-assuring her recovery will be smooth
-covering for any unseen or emergency expenses
look, i know money is tight and the world is ending but right now you have the opportunity to help the hottest girl in the world (me) pay the bills while she becomes even hotter, i don't know how you could pass up an opportunity like that. if somehow that doesn't sway you, i also have art i can give you or i’ll edit your shitty short story or anything else. whatever you can do, i love you.