It's time to serve an eviction notice to Cancer. Call it a tumor, neoplasm, carcinoma whatever...this jerk needs to go.

Emily is about to be an empty nester after her daughter goes to college next year. She should have the world by the tail, instead some assholes have moved into her peritoneal cavity. Can you believe it?! Rude. After multiple surgeries and nearly a year off work now she has started chemo. WTH?!

At 46 years old your "all inclusive resort" should not be a hospital. Let's all help her get back on track. Does she need money? Well, duh. Of course she needs money, but she also needs good vibes thrown her way. If you can do both, Whoop Whoop!

If you don't know Emily you may be wondering, “What will she spend the money on?” A Nigerian Prince perhaps? Crab legs and Filet? A Porsche? No, let's keep it simple. She needs to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Simple as that. Vitamins and gym memberships aren't free people. Money can do a lot of the heavy lifting to provide a stress free environment so let's get on it!