Help Eli Upgrade His Cracked Phone

Help Eli Get a New Phone

Hey, I’m Ahuva, Eli’s sister — the one who’s been watching him try to renovate his house with a phone screen so cracked it could be a modern art masterpiece. Eli’s been sending family updates at a pace that makes us think he's building the *entire* house every 5 minutes. Why? Because his phone’s only partially functional, and every pic takes 20 minutes to upload. It’s like playing Minesweeper with his messages.

But here’s the kicker: Eli refuses to spend money on a new phone. Why? Because he’s a true scholar at BMG, and buying a phone is *gashmius* (which, as we all know, is the highest form of Jewish guilt). So, if he doesn’t upgrade, every dollar you donate is going to JEWELS, his father’s school.

Let’s get Eli a phone that works. Because honestly, his current one is closer to a *brick* than a device.

#NewPhoneForEli

#NoMoreHateFromNoam

#NewPhoneOrJEWELSWins