Help this Swimmer Retire in Style! With a HOT TUB!

After 23 years of jumping out of helicopters, saving lives, and braving the most intense conditions as a U.S. Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer, it’s finally time for me to hang up the fins and trade in ocean rescues for some well-earned R&R. But you know what would make retirement really relaxing? A HOT TUB!
Let’s be real—after decades of battling the elements, my body could use some hydrotherapy. And what better way to celebrate 23 years of service than with some warm, bubbly jets soothing these sore muscles?
 If I’ve ever saved your life, poured you a beer at Greenroom Brewery, or just made you laugh with a good story, consider throwing a few bucks into the Retirement Hot Tub Fund. Every donation gets me one step closer to ultimate relaxation!
 Donate today and help me go from “rescue ready” to “jacuzzi chillin’!” Thanks for your support—see you in the Tub! 

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