Adam here, and this is a fundraiser for that Scottish scallywag Crag.

As many of you would know, Crag has had an absolutely arse 2025. A car crash that smashed him about pretty badly being the pinnacle of crap. Now some low life degenerate Bendigonian has nicked his electric bike. Seriously wtf 2025! How is Crag supposed to get out of the house and be the social butterfly he is?

This can't stand. In great news, Dave and Naomi at Dyson Bikes have generously offered a bike at a vastly reduced price to help our hero.

All I need now are your kind donations to get Crag back in the saddle. Mostly so he can get to and from work where he is needed. Also the Castlemaine nightlife is sadly lacking without our long-haired, tattooed rock star.

Let's get Crag on his way from misery to happiness today... uh huh (uh huh), uh huh (uh huh). Like I wasn't going to pass up the chance for some Proclaimers in here.