Help Make Jeff's Last Wish Come True

It is with heavy hearts that we share the news of our brother Jeff's passing on August 22, 2025. He fought a six-month battle against pancreatic cancer but ultimately it took him in the end. Fuck cancer. Seriously.

Most of you met Jeff when he was giving you a shot of Jager or mixing a cosmo from behind the bar. Others might have heard him telling outrageous anecdotes on his brother’s podcast over the past 19 years.

Jeff spent many years pouring drinks, cracking jokes and making new friends in Chicago and San Francisco bars. He had a unique talent for making everyone feel welcome, often by affectionately referring to them as “Mary." His stories were legendary, his timing impeccable, and his smile could disarm the surliest of customers.

We would like to honor Jeff’s memory with a custom leather clad urn in a memorial niche at the San Francisco Columbarium. Our goal is to provide a place where his family and friends from the community will be able to visit him. However, we found that it’s crazy expensive to get a niche that’s not on the highest tier or the size of a shoebox. FYI: niches at the Columbarium that are reasonably sized and positioned cost between $15-20k.

So, we’re reaching out for your help. If we all pitched in, then we could get Jeff the memorial that he deserves. Any contribution, no matter the size, will make a meaningful difference and is deeply appreciated. If you are unable to donate, we ask that you please share this campaign with others.

Thank you for your love and support.

The Scott Family