No one in this world has made me laugh more than Cassie Keet. And if you know her, a weird story, a brilliant sketch she wrote, an awkward anecdote, or a silly face she made has had you giggling too. She's the best at it. And now she needs our help. We are raising funds to keep this laughter going.

In November of 2025, Cassie woke up with a painfully swollen leg. She thought it was a muscle strain and promptly ignored it, going on SIX FLIGHTS (two of which were international). It turned out to be a blood clot, for which she was hospitalized on December 1st. However, this wasn’t a simple blood clot. With Cassie, the simple answer is rarely the correct one. It turns out, her blood was extremely thin but “sticky.” After copious amounts of testing, ER visits, and various types of medicines, she has been diagnosed with Lupus Anticoagulant, a stupid medical name because it’s not Lupus and is the opposite of an anticoagulant. Basically it means her blood clots for no reason. We're calling it "Haunted Blood." Please don't infringe on our trademark case. This brief nightmare has saddled her with big medical costs, and though her specialized team is giving her the best possible care, she has ended up back in the emergency room a handful of times and is currently going through rounds of iron infusions (the first of which she had a reaction to that sent her back to the ER). Further, the medicines, their side effects, and pain caused from the clot has rendered Cass unable to work the way she was. With insurance premiums, hospital stays, hematology visits, rent, and cheese board bills piling up, we want to offset these costs.

Simply, we want to aid in the overall cost of her medical bills, giving her space to breathe as she recovers, continues to find viable work and entertain us all.

I call Cassie my sister because we've been through so much together. She has survived Hollywood, a Writer's Strike, weird weed jobs, crazy Aussie roommates, independent film producing, thousands of rewrites, moving back home, the Valley -- and through it all, she always made me feel less alone. She sweetly made sure that everyone around her had a place to come together, feel seen and share a laugh.

She's a joy and we want to provide her temporary relief. Please consider helping us.