Sigh. Building a brand new country by yourself can get expensive.
No pressure at all - but if you want to throw in a couple bucks, every cent will be used to construct this new great land. We need stuff like fencing and border control, passports, a tether ball pole and Bocce Ball sure would be dope. In a perfect world, a water slide, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
No sob story here. The Sultan doesn't mind using his own money - but if you're out to see The Republic of Slowjamastan really get built up fast and developed to epic proportions, well, by all means, please join us!
Learn more about our great nation on our official website HERE! Check out the videos below - don't miss our National Anthem!
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