Help Brandon replace his stolen gear

As we all know Brandon is the man. He is one of the most genuine people we know.

 

Today (4/15) Brandon was getting ready to come home and his backpack was full of gifts for all of us, his passport, laptop, camera, tablet, and all of his clothes.

 

Some terrible human being approached Brandon in Buenos Aires and spit tobacco juice all over him. As he was cleaning it off some other dispicable person stole his backpack and rode off.

 

Naturally Brandon being a total badass chased after him but the perp was on a bike and no one would help stop him.

 

As you all know Brandon just finished his PhD and has been traveling in South America for some much deserved exploration and self realization.

 

This gofundme is to help Brandon replace these vital items and to show him that we don't need any gifts an just want him back safely as soon as possible.

 

He is currently working with the US embassy to get back into the country. We will be having a BBQ to celebrate his return on Saturday and it would be amazing to present him with this gift.

 

Anything will help and if you cannot donate please join us on Saturday to celebrate his return and to put this terrible experience behind him.

 

I joined him In Chile and can say this trip has been incredible with the exception of this awful ending.

 

Please help me rewrite it and DO NOT TELL HIM WE ARE DOING THIS AND THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!