Help Ash / Ashpreet / Ashley / Ash-Bash Upgrade His Music Life

Alright, let’s be real.

Ash aka Ashpreet, Ashley, and Ash-Bash (depending on the day and how badly he’s getting roasted) is finally ready to dust off his record collection and stop listening to music like a peasant. It’s time to do it the right way.

If you know Ashley, you know he’s hilarious, insanely quick-witted, and will diss you in under three seconds somehow making it the funniest thing you’ve heard all week. He works hard, loves his family, and carries himself with the BDE of someone who fully believes his music taste is elite.

Speaking of music… Ash loves it. Especially Travis Scott. And honestly? It’s time for him to stop streaming like a commoner and start listening the way it was meant to be heard on a record player, spinning vinyl like the main character he thinks he is.

So help Ashley dust off that record collection and donate toward his future record player.

We’re pooling together birthday funds to grant his wish and help him finally level up his wack-ass setup and enter his vinyl era. This is a gift he’ll flex, roast us for, and secretly love forever.

Anything helps — even a few dollars. Let’s make Ashley’s birthday a good one and give him something worthy of his personality (and his Travis Scott obsession)