Hi, I’m Brad Ketcher from The Recent Unpleasantness podcast .

In America today, a turkey is on the chopping block.

As Thanksgiving approaches, concern is growing that the gobbler won't have the money needed to get the Chief Executive to intervene on his behalf.

In an effort to keep American's Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon tradition alive, The Recent Unpleasantness Podcast is calling on all Americans to help the bird raise his pardon scratch.

We remain hopeful, however, that the gobbler can find its way to within 250 feet of the Oval Office, entitling the bird to an automatic pardon, no matter the darkness of his heart or the loot concealed under his wings.

In that happy circumstance, all money raised will be donated to the USO!

Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless our troops!