Hi! I'm Alexis Simpson. I'm an actress, comedian, writer, mom, blah blah blah who cares. Anyway, one of my friends recently posted "$500 right now would solve most of my problems." And I thought "Wow! That is actually a really cheap solution! What a bargain!"

Unfortunately, I do not have $500 to spare. But I do have a fraction of that. And I ALSO have a tendency to engage in attention seeking behavior! See the aforementioned "actress, comedian, writer." I ALSO have the intrusive thought "an adult diaper full of coins." You can see where I'm going with this!

Actually, you probably can't. Anyway, I decided to combine these farm-fresh ingredients into a GoFundMe mutual aid campaign I'm calling 'Support me in my journey to wear an adult diaper full of coins and help two women who need a little money." Here's how it works:

So, no, your money is not really going towards the adult diaper full of coins. I am already wearing that. I am wearing that right now as I type this. Frankly, it's kind of uncomfortable. It's just an excuse to make myself laugh while harnessing attention to help out two women who could use $500.

WHO ARE THE WOMEN??

Juno, a freelance journalist who has recently overcome homelessness and wants to stay that way.

Ella, a podcast producer and pet sitter dealing with the "joy" of chasing down payments from freelance clients.

If you have a little money to spare, why not contribute to one of the more ridiculous GoFundMes you've ever seen? Let's see how quickly we can hit $1000 and help two women get $500 that would instantly solve many of their problems! THANKS AND BE BLESSDE