Alright, here’s the deal—I’m just a simple bloke with a dream. A dream to walk the great outdoors without my toes poking through my shoes like a bunch of lost adventurers. The problem? My hiking boots are falling apart, my funds are nonexistent, and on my last hike… I had to get a taxi back. Yeah, that bad.

I’m not asking for much—just enough to get a solid pair of boots that won’t disintegrate mid-walk. Oh, and a banana. Because every great journey needs a bit of potassium-fueled energy.

If you fancy helping out, even with the price of a pint, you’ll be making one lad’s outdoor adventures a whole lot more comfortable (and less reliant on taxis). Cheers!