Help a Fun Friend End Freshman Year Right

Listen up, everyone – I need your help. As I wrap up my unforgettable freshman year, there’s one final chapter I can’t afford to skip – my last week of going out with my friends. But here’s the catch: I’m completely broke. That’s right – after a year of being the life of the party, the glue guy who keeps everyone together, the great friend who’s always there when you need a laugh, a dance, or a shoulder to lean on, I’m staring down my final freshman nights with an empty wallet. That’s where you come in.

Why should you fund my college alcohol fund? It’s simple – I’ve spent this year being the kind soul, the stand-up guy, the great student who managed to balance fun with academic success. I’ve made memories, built connections, and made sure everyone around me had a good time. But now, I’m asking for a little support to make my last week of freshman year unforgettable. A small contribution from you means I get to give this chapter the proper send-off it deserves – one last round of memories, laughs, and epic stories to carry with me. So if you’ve ever been on the receiving end of my good vibes, now’s your chance to give a little back. Let’s make this final week legendary.