Hello, my name is Anthony and I’m applying to the University of Chicago for the class of 2030. As apart of their application process, they give applicants the chance to submit a 2 minute optional video to give the admissions staff a more holistic image of the applicant.

To bolster my video, I plan on hiring Dean Norris (the actor of Hank Schrader on Breaking Bad) on cameo to make an appearance. However, his services are quite expensive, about $245 to be exact. As such, this GoFundMe serves as fundraising for this project.

This is not that serious, if you need to spend your money on literally anything else, do that. But if you have grace and kindness - compassion and empathy for a poor soul, any amount helps.

Remember, it takes a village to get a kid into UChicago.