Meet Gretchen Wiener. While Glen Coco got 4 candy canes, poor Gretchen gets none because she scared everyone off with her toxic waste breath and tartar filled mouth. She’s not allowed to sit with The Plastics even though she wears pink on Wednesdays. She’s about to crack...

I’m currently fostering this ridiculously sweet 5yr old dachshund. She was surrendered to Southern State Bully Rescue from a breeder due to the fact that she has a heart murmur and can’t be bred. So she is obviously welcome to reside in my Sanctuary for Childless Woman until she finds her forever home. She is in desperate need of a teeth cleaning. The tartar build up is causing her obvious discomfort and her breath is completely rancid, even worse than Lily’s. For those who know Lily, you know how bad that is…Due to the heart murmur she will never be able to have full dental work under anesthesia but there is a mobile service here that does cleanings without it. Help a wiener out so she doesn’t get exiled by Regina George.