I'm just a mad trans goblin who'd like a designer vagina. Maybe the NHS will get to me... maybe they won't... but I'd like it NOW

Go on, help rip a girls dick off will ya?

All funds will be put towards gender confirming surgery; or, you know, the various other medical things that a trans girl needs.  Anything left over, or if the NHS do get eventually to me, will be donated to a transgender charity.  I don't seriously expect this to ever complete, but a girl can dream.