Give me a little Money .... or a ton of money whatever

Let's be honest: "Adulting" is hard.

For our friend Hans Hartmann, a father of three to six kids, it's a 24/7 gig. He's an amazing (ish) dad, but he's running on fumes working 8-16 hours a month with summers off. Without your help, Hans will be forced to grow up and work approximately 40 hours a month or consider an OnlyFans to sustain his high-end low-class lifestyle, or worse, he will have to limit his frivolous spending.

We want to give Hans a break from the bill-paying grind so he can fully commit to what truly matters:

* Gaming: Because being a top ranked madden player, digital farming and killing virtual Nazis is important.

* Toy Soldiers: Because commanding a tiny plastic army is a noble and deeply serious pursuit.

* His Dream Body: He's on a mission to get fit, and we fully support his journey from "Dad Bod" to "God Bod."

* Time with his kids, because the child support revenue they provide allows him to barely work and pay people to watch them. The kids deserve a couple of hours to see the dad they financially support.

Your donation will go directly to covering essential bills, paternity tests, condoms, energy drinks, or any other comforts Hans feels he needs or desires. Which in turn frees up Hans' time and energy to become the gamer, general, and gym enthusiast he was always meant to be.

Help a good dude out. Any contribution or share is appreciated. Let's make it happen.