GET SYD AND OLIVIA A REFUND FOR SEEING "CATS"

Sydney Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis saw the musical film "Cats" on the first night of Hannukkah. They were drunk. About four minutes into the movie, the girls realized they had made a grave mistake. The hellish film explores a cat competition for death and answers questions like "does that cat have human hands" (yes). The girls now have a podcast called "Cats: A True Crime Podcast" that discusses the intricacies of what is disappointing and traumatizing about the doo-doo movie. They have created this campaign to get their money back because let's face it...the creators of "Cats" should be giving out prize money to anyone who can successfully sit through the movie. The girls would like to thank their Italian rage and Jewish pettiness for making this possible.