Get Local Deadbeat Agency a 69 Hearse

Help Us Buy a 1969 Cadillac Hearse for Local Deadbeat (Yes, Seriously)

So here's the deal: Local Deadbeat is trying to buy a 1969 Cadillac hearse. Why? Because it’s cool, it’s weird, and idk i have nothing better to do It would be the second official Deadbeat car, and we want it to show up at shows, pop-ups, and basically anywhere people aren’t expecting a 20-foot-long wagon blasting local bands.

We’re aiming to raise enough to actually buy this beast, not just meme about it. And to sweeten the deal: anyone who donates $25 or more gets their name somewhere on the car if we pull this off—like a rolling credits scene in primer gray.

Also, it’s my 30th birthday next Thursday, and what better way to celebrate than trying to crowdfund another shitbox

Let’s make this weird dream a weird reality. Local Deadbeat Forever.