Allow me to describe briefly the extent of the true pain and suffering that has lead me to establish this cause.
Have you ever been reminded every 20 minutes of an obsession, a craving, a desire - but you've not quite been able to reach out and grab it with both hands and feel the rewards?
Meet Lee; Lee is a hard-working and conscientious young HGV driver who works tirelessly and relentlessly through all conditions to ensure that supply and demand across the United Kingdom is fulfilled.
Unfortunately, Lee has an impulsive obsession with an undisclosed popular bakery. Every time the crisp, bright blue sign is visible on the side of the road - misery, pain, and suffering quickly ensues.
For a small donation, we can all club together and help Lee finally satisfy his cravings for the Arabica bean, and a delightful succulent pork mince sausage wrapped in the finest golden puff pastry.
I want to help Lee, and I'm sure you do too! Donate today, and help keep Lee going for the benefit of the supply chain of our country!
*Unfortunately, due to legal concerns, I am not able to disclose information on Lee's employer, favourite baker, or penis size.