Fund Brendan's Danny DeVito Tattoo Dream

Hi friends, acquaintances, and philanthropists. You’re here because you want to do good, and here’s your chance. Brendan really needs to get this Danny DeVito tattoo! I know there are a lot of worthy causes on this site, but I believe this to be the worthiest of all. Do you really want to live in a world in which he doesn’t have this tattoo?

Yeah, it’s expensive, but can we afford to use anything but a top-tier artist for a piece this important? Any leftover funds will be used to pay for Brendan’s aftercare (scentless soap, healing ointment, fragrance-free lotion).

Please help my brother! Please help the world!