From Funk to Fresh: Support Mateo

Alright y’all, emergency: my current scent is 87% “teen spirit” and 13% mystery locker funk. I’m raising funds to buy real cologne—because smelling like a foot with ambition isn’t gonna cut it anymore. Help a boy go from “what’s that smell?” to “whoa, what is that smell?!”

Yes this real and not a SCAM

-Mateo Espinoza