Dear Friends Who Soak,

In wake of the holy matrimony between our beloved Garrett and Kelly, we seek your help to bring their lifelong dream to reality. Friends Who Soak (FWS) is a movement years in the making that now only needs one key component: a hot tub! This gift will be so much more than a large bucket of warm water; it will bring our newlyweds a loving community of friends and freeloaders eager to add their individual flavors to the Harmsen Human Soup. If you are like me and were confused by the sheer number and unorthodox nature of Garrett and Kelly's weddings, and subsequently did not get them anything in your confusion, this is your chance! Or if you already got them something, consider this your subscription fee to the exclusive Friends Who Soak social club, which includes unlimited use of the hot tub destined for their backyard!