Hi, I'm Frank and I had the temerity to break my collarbone and scrape chunks of skin from my torso, arm, and leg. The American medical system said this was clearly worth a soaking to the tune of $20 grand. While I'm trying to do what I can about the bill, I need help, please. Thank you so much.

(The little monster in the picture upper left is doing fine, but she did walk up and lick my open bleeding leg wound as I limped back through my door. It's the thought that counts.)