Fly "FIRE GRIER FIRE MCDANIEL" banner over Hard Rock Stadium

My brother is expecting his first born son this year, and it got him thinking about generational trauma. As our family was gathered for the first Dolphins game of the season, he asked an important moral question, "is it fair to my son to raise him as a Dolphins fan? They've been trash for 25 years, and with this front office, they will be trash for another 25 years. It was my curse, but it doesn't have to be his cross to bear. I can break the cycle."

This is the state of Dolphins fandom in 2025. We have not won a playoff game since before 9/11. I'm not saying there's any connection there, but you do the math.

While it would be easy to blame Sporano, Wan-stache, Bill Parcels, Philbin, McDaniels, etc, the real culprit here is the front office. For decades, we have watched quarterback after quarterback get pummeled into the dirt because his offensive line is composed of nothing but turnstiles and matadors, and the occasional all pro left tackle that we lose after we refuse to pay him.

I have great sympathy for the front office staff. This is one of, if not the premiere sports league in the world. You are competing with the best and the brightest. It's a very difficult job. But at some point, if you can't find a way to field a competitive team, after multiple seasons of failure, it's time to move on and find somebody who can.

But for some reason (I'm assuming he has compromising photos) Chris Grier keeps shopping for o-linemen at the island of misfit toys. If I worked at Dairy Queen and was this bad at my job, I would have been fired years ago. It's only fair to treat Chris Grier the same.

I understand that asking you to donate money to fly a banner asking for someone to be fired may feel mean, but please, think of Tua and his family. If we keep trotting out empty potato sacks to block for him, he will get irreparably mauled on the field at Joe Robbie, and we will all have to look ourselves in the mirror knowing that we could have done something about it.

For the sake of mercy and justice, we must #firechrisgrier

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

UPDATE #1: By popular demand, McDaniel has been added to the banner.

UPDATE #2: Any funds raised above the goal will be donated to Concussion/CTE Research in honor of all the Dolphins QBs this organization has failed to protect.

UPDATE#3: A few Dol-fans have reached out asking to add Tua to the banner, but as disappointed as I am with his performance this season, I'm not going to shame the victim of Chris Grier's refusal to assemble a competent o-line.

UPDATE #4: Wow, that was fast. I'll book the plane tomorrow morning and post an update here with the confirmed date and time of the flight.

UPDATE#5: The plane has been chartered. The plane will fly over Joe Robbie from 11:00am - 12:00pm this Sunday before the home opener during peak tailgating hours. FAA regulations require that the plane leave the airspace above Joe Robbie one hour prior to kickoff. The receipt is attached to this page.

UPDATE#6: As of 10:00am on September 10th, we have raised over $600 for Concussion / CTE research. I'll post a receipt for the donation here once I receive the funds from GoFundMe.

UPDATE#7: As of 1:00pm on September 11th, we're now up to over $900 for Concussion / CTE research.

Thank you to r/miamidolphins on Reddit, @finsxtra & @dolphinnation on Twitter, the SpeakEasy podcast, Frank The Tank from Barstool, and the Tobin and Leroy show on 560 WQAM for helping to spread the word.