This is a campaign to raise money to fly a banner over Seattle on Wednesday, May 22nd at 3pm that reads: "SOMEONE REWRITE GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 PLEASE".
The quoted price is $695. Any surplus funds will be used for additional messages such as:
"WHY DID YOU PUT THE TREBUCHETS IN FRONT OF WINTERFELL"
"IF BRAN NO LONGER HAS JURISDICTION OVER THE NIGHTS WATCH WHY IS SANSA ENFORCING JON'S BANISHMENT"
"DID THEY COSTUME EURON GREYJOY IN THE ZARA CLEARANCE AISLE?"
"WHY DID SCORPIONS GO FROM OVERPOWERED TO USELESS IN ONE EPISODE"
"WHAT IS STOPPING DORNE AND THE IRON ISLANDS FROM SECEDING NOW THAT THE UNSULLIED AND DOTHRAKI HAVE LEFT?"
"NONE OF THE CHARACTERS DECISIONS MAKE SENSE ANY MORE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE"
"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE NIGHT KING IS AND I'M STRUGGLING TO FIND AN APPROPRIATE MEDIUM TO EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION AND DESPAIR"
So this got picked up by the local news and is gaining some traction. I thought I would piggyback off my 15 minutes of stupid internet fame to plug Emilia Clark’s charity for stroke and brain injury survivors: sameyou.org.
This has been entertaining, but if aggrieved fans want to send a message to HBO they should donate to sameyou.org instead!
This banner started as a dumb joke with my dumb friends and I never expected to reach our goal! This has gotten wildly out of hand and I didn’t expect any of this to actually happen.