Fight Prostate Cancer! (and decide Ivan's hair fate)

If we, as a department, raise $1,200:

You, collectively (vote on it, hostile takeover, muscle your idea in, whatever) can decide what I will do with my mustache*. (Literally haven’t even trimmed it since 2022.) Trim it, shave it, have it waxed (after a trim though — I need my upper lip).

If we raise $1,750 as a department:

Biggest individual donor can shave my ‘stache personally in whatever style their heart desires*^.

*NO HITLER

^ Limited to mustache only, no scalp or brows.

We raise $3,000?

I’ll throw in the scalp. Mullet, Mohawk, Karen fade — all on the table.

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***20 individuals commit to No Shave - face or otherwise - pizza for whole department!***