We all know what it means to be a Brooklyn Man. Not having a real job, living like and adult child, and contributing absolutely nothing to society. But we’ve worshipped white symbols of capitalism and corporate greed for too long. It’s time we finally elect idols that truly represent our community. Idols like Mohamed Patel. It’s finally time for union pool to erect if symbol of their values and their community that truly shows what they value as a bar. Mohamed is not just an alcoholic he is a staple of the union pool community. Mohamed represents the Williamsburg way of life and if we don’t show him the proper respect he may leave us entirely. And move to a deeper part of Bushwick. Don’t let this happen. Don’t let the billionaires and rich whites win this war. We will be victorious in our holy war against all the Barista Pussy in Brooklyn. Donate now before it’s too late.