Enoch's Fight Against Universe's Wrath

Hi my name is Enoch and I'm raising money because the universe tried to kill me by taking out my brakes while I was driving. I’m not sure what I did to piss off the universe but, I need to hire the master assassin Arthur Bishop (aka. The Mechanic, aka. Jason Stratham) to take out the universe before it takes out me and to fix my brakes before they fix me.