Willy and Porn Stash - House Fixins

Last Thursday evening, our beloved Welted Willy Wanker and Daddy's Little Porn Stash were involved in a severe motorycycle accident. As they were riding through an intersection, some blind asshole made a left turn into them. As they bounced off the hood of the car and their bodies slammed into the pavement, the motherfucker sped off. Hit and Run.

Porn Stash had hip and leg surgeries on Friday and has mulitple breaks broken legs, feet, and road rash. Willy's injuries were minor compared to Porn Stash, but he is still suffering from severe road rash himself. Porn Stash is expected to be in the hospital for a few more days; however, when released they will both need our help.

Their home is a single-story, but there are steps required to get in and out. We are having a trail as a fundraiser to purchase supplies to build a ramp going in and out of their home (building Saturday morning). It is possible we will create another event raising more, but they will not know if it is needed at the time, as they have not begun the battle of fighting insurance companies. The motherfucker that left our family members on the pavement....fortunately left behind a bumper with a VIN number on it. The investigation is under way, but it may take a while.

The focus now is to get Porn Stash home and to help them make any kinds of alterations to their home so she can get in, out, and about. Her recovery time till she is walking again may be up to 6 months.