Help SexyShortSeller Make an EPIC Trading Comeback!

$37,500 to Fuel SexyShortSeller’s Epic Trading Comeback—Let’s Bet on the Legend!

Goal: $37,500

The Story

Yo fam, I’m putting this together for my boy SexyShortSeller (SSS) because he’s been through it—like, rock bottom, staring-into-the-void levels of pain—and I know he’s got the fire to fight back if we give him a shot.

A few days ago, he posted on X about his situation: blowing up another account, $200 to his name, $6K in credit card debt, rent piling up, IRS on his back, working shifts as a bartender. The man has been a degen trader through and through—chasing moonshots, riding wild volatility, and yeah, taking some brutal Ls. But at the same time, a warrior with a big heart. He went all-in, got humbled hard, and now he’s picking himself up with a new mindset and a real plan.

SSS is not just another bag-holder begging for a bailout. He’s got the passion, the knowledge, and the hunger to make this comeback legendary—but he needs a boost to make it happen. If you’ve ever taken a risky bet, lost big, and still believed in the dream, you know where he’s coming from.

What This Fund Will Do

This isn’t about throwing money into another YOLO play—this is about leveling up, learning from the best, and trading smarter. Here’s what $37,500 will cover:

1. Mentorship from a Real Traders

We pick real mentor who will help SSS learn directly from the best, soak up wisdom, and stop making the same costly mistakes. Think of it as Jedi training—except with candle charts and real gains.

2. A Proper Broker Account (Above PDT, Strict Risk Enforcement Rules)

One of the biggest problems SSS faced? Underfunded accounts, dodging Pattern Day Trader (PDT) rules, and taking crazy risks just to stay in the game. Brokers that didn’t allow him to strictly use max position size, max loss, and other risk limits as well as enforcing them. No more of that. This fund will give him a legit broker setup, a $25K+ account, and actual risk management WITH STRICT RISK ENFORCEMENT. No more reckless YOLOs—just calculated risk-taking with proper size, on proper stocks.

Why Your Support Matters

SSS has been knocked down, but he’s not out. This isn’t just about him—it’s about every trader who’s ever taken a loss and refused to quit. This is about redemption, discipline, and proving that you can learn, adapt, and come back stronger after hitting rock bottom.

What You Get for Backing This EPIC Comeback

If you chip in, you’re not just donating—you’re getting in on this journey:

Exclusive Access to His Trading Journey: Early access to his raw, unfiltered trading videos—wins, losses, and all the lessons in between.

Limited-Edition SexyShortSeller Merch: Think trading-themed tees, hoodies, and stickers—dope stuff to show you backed the comeback.

Full Transparency: Every step of this grind will be shared—no BS, no flexing, just real talk and real progress. Great value for both learning and entertainment at the same time.

Let’s Make This Comeback Happen

SSS is ready to grind, learn, and win—but he needs the community to believe in him. If you’ve ever been down bad, if you know the struggle, if you want to see a real degen rise again—throw something in the hat.

LFG—let’s turn this into the greatest trading comeback of all time!

Drop your love, your memes, and your support. He won’t let us down ❤️