Dude, Where's My Placenta?


My name is J.P. and I am seeking the best answer and information to help me understand what happened to my placenta, my organ that my life depended on during the early months of my life. 50 years ago someone took the organ from me without a proper meeting of the minds, and I want to know what happened. Many people who work or who used to work in hospitals, churches, crematoriums or columbariums would know what happens to the organ after the delivery. Since it’s my organ, I would like to know especially if someone else profits from it, or attempts to take some other benefits by claiming they own it. I would like to have the very best research and evidence to help me and everyone else to understand what really happens to this organ. 

I like to think of the organ as my vessel that carried me through the waters to this world during the times immemorial (the time from fertilization until "birth").  It means a lot to me, and it would not feel right if someone else took my vessel and my organ without my consent, claimed it’s theirs, and tried to profit or benefit from it somehow.

I know fertilization is the true genesis of me, and everything that develops of the fertilized egg is my property, so I want to make sure I have full knowledge of what happened to the organ. The time is now for the one man (or woman) with the best information to answer #dudewhereismyplacenta and walk away with more than a bag full of money. Naturally, this information will benefit everyone, so the ‘auditor’ who can shed light on this dark process will not only get paid, but will also get to help many others.

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United Nations Palermo Protocol:

 Article 3

(a) "Trafficking in persons" shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation. Exploitation shall include, at a minimum, the exploitation of the prostitution of others or other forms of sexual exploitation, forced labour or services, slavery or practices similar to slavery, servitude or the removal of organs;



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J.P. Graven 
Los Angeles, CA
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