Donovan Eckstrom's run for Liberal Party Leadership

My name is Donovan Eckstrom and I have a vision.

I’m a (partially) lifelong Liberal, I (partly) believe in the Liberal Party and I (kind of?) love everything Liberal about the (non-corrupt and very reputable) Liberal History of the Liberal Party of Canada. My love of Liberal-ness will no doubt give the Liberal Party the much needed boost in the polls it so desperately deserves.

I also don’t have $350,000 dollars. But I do know 350,000 patriotic Canadians with loonies in their pockets or cupholders that can help. Which is why I’ve created a GoFundMe to raise the $350,000 needed to put my name on the Leadership ballot because heaven forbid we Liberals let in the greasy poors.

If, for some insane reason, I do not reach the $350,000 goal by January 23rd or, Heaven forbid, the Liberal Leadership organizers deny my God given Canadian Liberal loving right to run for leader, I will donate 50% of everything raised to the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society, 30% to the Toronto Humane Society and the remaining 20% to my hometown animal rescue Bandaged Paws in Grande Prairie, Alberta.

But those animals will have to suffer a little bit longer because I no doubt will get my name on the ballot and lead the Liberal Party towards renewed greatness. God Bless. Take care. Godspeed.