Help Us Make a Show About Our Dead End Jobs (So You Can Feel Better About Yours)

Alright, listen up. You, yeah you, mindlessly scrolling through the internet, trying to escape the soul-crushing beige of your cubicle. Ever feel like you’re just a brain-dead zombie shuffling through the same day, over and over? Welcome to the club. The difference is, we got a camera crew to film the absurdity.

Hi, my name is Rick (last name). I’m the owner and Executive Producer of a fairly creative circus of a production team behind a new show we’re calling "Dead End Jobs." Think of it as a dark comedy, a mockumentary, a cry for help, and outcry by the workforce!!! It's about working class people in a TV show production company, trying to produce a TV show, about how to make movies. So, it's a show... about us making a movie… in a show…. I think. Let’s just say it’s meta and leave it at that. If you don’t know what that means, google it like I ‘literally’ just did. Or just donate so you can watch the show!.

Our showrunner, Dan Martin, is some kind of enigma. The guy’s a legit Desert Storm vet, worked for NASA, and then decided to just... Leave society for 6 years! He came back with a wild look in his eye and a script that’s basically a mirror of our pathetic lives. He says "The American Dream is broken" and “the world’s a bad place right now.” He may not be far from the truth!

The punchline? The Big 5 Media Moguls are actually into it. The script's already won awards. We’ve got invites from a certain streaming service platform, (not naming names ok, message me, I’ll tell ya, idc lol’s!)...pssst...it's Netflix

"We're intrigued. Show us what you can do. Drop a Pilot and we’ll be in touch."

That's where you come in. We NEED to make a pilot! We’ve got a top of the line 40+ crew—all talented, dedicated, and clearly in need of a new hobby because they're working for free. Or maybe they just like the free coffee. Either way, every dime you throw at us goes into more free coffee, I mean… DIRECTLY TO THE PILOT DAMMIT!!

Things like… used cameras and sound gear off eBay, so you can hear and see our desperate blue collar cries with crystal clarity, and renting location space. I didn’t really have a joke here. We just need location space..

By contributing and donating, you're not just donating and contributing; or rather you are, but aside from that, in unison with that, you're investing in organized chaos. Not only that, you're helping a team of artists create greatness. Ni! YOU’RE creating greatness with us!! AND you’re saying FU to the system (we’re currently using to say FU to the system!) So, help us fund the "Dead End Jobs" pilot.

Let's make this thing a really really really beautiful disaster.

-Rick

COME ON FAM, IT DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THIS!!

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