Dan fix his computer!

Hi, it's me Dan, with quite a modest 'ask'... my computer is burning up, shutting down, and the fan is making ungodly noises. Sometimes it emits a loud farting noise for over five minutes which is very unpleasant. Mostly my computer gets very slow. I've looked online everywhere for fixes, got nowhere (or they were way beyond my skills) and even the friendly but probably soulless (probabably - I'm still polite) ChatGTP couldn't help and suggestesd I take it in for repair. Which is now the plan....

However...

I don't have the £150- £200 required for such a solution. Which is where you, my fine friends, come in.

Please don't donate if you really can't afford to. I know people are struggling in this neoliberal wasteland; I hope I have enough mates and colleages who can stretch to a fiver or *gasp* more.

I need my computer far more for designing art and t-shirts to supplement my benefits (all declared how dare you) than watching YouTubes about WW2 (I'm in my fifties, turns out it really is mandatory), so please help if you can.

Dan x