Bourbon Guy on a Bike? Yeah. Here’s Why.

Hi. I’m B. You might know me from Tortured Bourbon — the YouTube show where my co-host Heather and I drink questionable amounts of whiskey in the name of science, southern charm, and pure stubbornness.

But this August, I’m doing something a little different.

I’m riding 300 miles on a bicycle.

Now before you ask — no, I didn’t lose a bet. No, there isn’t a bottle of Pappy waiting for me at the finish line (although… open to bribes). I’m doing this because cancer sucks. And I’m tired of watching good people get hurt by it.

So I’m raising money for the American Cancer Society. Every mile I ride is a mile for someone who’s battled this disease — or is fighting it right now.

Every dollar you give? It goes directly to the American Cancer Society. I never touch it. I’m just the guy on the bike, sweating bourbon and praying the wind is at my back.

Here’s what I’m asking:

Donate if you can.

If you’re giving in honor of someone, email me at — I’ll shout them out during one of my daily ride updates.

‍♂️ Follow the journey. I’ll post a short video every day tracking the miles and the mission. Probably with a few complaints about chafing. You’ve been warned.

Let’s raise a glass to hope. And raise some money for the fight.

Cheers, y’all. Let’s ride.

— B