Hey friends, I've got some crazy news...When I was 15 I was diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis and in 2017 I almost died from it and ended up needing major surgery to get the majority of my colon out which means...Surprise! If you didn't know, I have an ostomy bag!! Thats a poop bag I wear under my shirt y'all (peep the pic).

That experience is what led me to starting comedy so I am grateful to have made it through. Laughter is truly the best medicine. 

However, I recently found out that the leftover bit of my colon is at very high risk for cancer so I'm getting the rest of it removed (along with my actual butthole...TMI?? oh well!) This will make my ostomy bag permanent but reduce my cancer risk greatly. So, I will no longer have a butt; I've quite literally laughed my ass off these past couple years. I will be getting my surgery in late March and will be out of work while in recovery. I will be stitched up all the way down my abdomen as well as down my backside... so no work for me for a while. And despite all the stitches I'll have, I still swear I've never snitched. 

If you can spare to help me raise the money to get through this time I would greatly appreciate it.  Anything helps!! Love you all!

I'm sure I'll get some great comedy material from all this :)

#nobutthole2021