CONWAY NEEDS GORILLA COUCH!

Hi,

I have decided to turn to you- dear meme lovers, perverts, well wishers, haters & randos to help me achieve a new level of material happiness.

As you may know, I am a humble gorilla enthusiast. With the release last year of the infamous gorilla couch (defo made from AI inspo), a hole has is existed in my heart that can be only filled one way….

Now, the full on real deal is like 15k- this is absurd, what am I, a sultan?! No! I have found a more affordable inflatable version that is still giant and incredible for a fraction of the cost. This couch will be used for everything from smut content to good ol fashion sittin! And if you ever happen to visit Casa de Conway, it will be yours to sleep on.

If all my followers donate 50 cents, I could buy several of these and donate the extras to the needy! So if I have ever made you laugh, it’s time to give back some pocket change. God bless you