Connor's Financial Crisis: Your Help Counts

Connor needs some financial support. His dad has cut him off the trust fund apparently. Yes, i know he has no wife, no kids, no car and basically lives off his rich NYC buddy for free in the city and the hamptons but his eating and drinking habits are enormous, like him. Please find it in your heart to give some money for our happy lap dog so he can make it to April 30th without selling his body for money. I saw him online earlier looking at kidney donation websites. He needs our help!