Close Your Legs, Honey


We'd love to put together a cast recording for ya'll and are accepting donations through the run to make it happen!

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Close Your Legs, Honey - A New Musical 
Book, Music & Lyrics by Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty
Orchestrations by Damien Figueras
Additional Music by Matthew Mastronardi

She's plucked, sucked, and tucked-beauty has met it's match! Join Honey and her foul-mouthed Mama for a pop/country musical misadventure as they take on an army of pint-sized glamazons for Grand Supreme glory! Will she win? Mama say a prayer! A hilarious world-premiere dark-comedy musical about ugly people in a world of beauty.

Close Your Legs, Honey  zooms in on Honey Baker, the smartest little girl at the glitziest pageant in lower-middle Tennessee and asks what's so wrong with being mediocre? There is no better medium than the experimental, diverse programming of the Philadelphia Fringe Festival!

Our team is incredible and boasts some of the hottest talent in Philadelphia including multiple Barrymore Award nominees with credits at the biggest names in regional musical theatre including Walnut Street Theatre, 11th Hour Theatre Company, the Arden, Bristol Riverside Theatre, the Eagle Theatre, Media Theater, People's Light, Act II Playhouse & more!

Hannah Parke, Katherine Perry, Camille E. Young, Claris Park, Jenna Kuerzi, Colleen Murphy, Kendyll Young, Tyler S. Elliot, Amy Boehly and one more cast member being announced soon!

Hannah Parke, Shamus Hunter McCarty, Matthew Mastronardi, Dana Kreitz, Damien Figueras, Michal Kortsarts, Artur Almeida, Robin Stamey, Blair Thompson & MJ Santry

So donate, spread the word, sing along and get ready to fall in love with Honey, her foul-mouthed Mama, a country singing diety and the rest of the crazy cast of characters in Close Your Legs, Honey!

Donations (102)

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  • Dolores Mazzotta
    • $50 (Offline)
    • 5 yrs
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Fundraising team: Honey Cast/Creative (2)

Shamus Shamus
Raised $3,606 from 57 donations
Philadelphia, PA
Hannah Parke
Team member
Raised $10 from 1 donation
This team raised $1,484 from 44 other donations.

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