Charlie Vest needs to visit the Netherlands

Charlie Vest is a cool bro. He is from some American midwest agricultural tornado-alley bullshit backstate or something. In the Netherlands we would call a place like that "schubbekutteveen".

Anyways, this bro is legit AF. He is even a straight decendant from Cornelis van Tienhoven. That was a Dutch cunt acting like a sheriff in New York while the Dutch still owned it. He is basically 100% Dutch.

So we need to get that rural American brother and his family over here. We need him to experience how it really is over here. So if we all chip in whatever we can miss, we can fund this bro and his fam to come over and fulfill his dream.

I'm fine either way. He comes over and loves it, or he hates it, like the rest of us. But this bro and his fam need to check the Netherlands out. So they can have their own opinion. I'm looking forward to the video already.

This just has to happen. Charlie is more Dutch than some of my friends. He deserves to check it out.

Few disclaimers:

1. me and my wife watch Charlie a lot, we are fans

2. Charlie said he does not have a passport yet. so part of the donations is him and his fam getting a passport.

3. We want him to live, and to to return, so we are not raising money for the cheapest flight. lets get his fam a decent airline company.

4. hotels are not included i guess, but some of you all already said you would welcome him in your home, like us Dutchies do. But listen, lets see where this all ends. If the money is decent, we better stow him in a hotel. We can meet during the day.

5. I'm not sure how this works, so do not donate if you cannot afford it. I'm not sure if you get it back if we fail to reach a proper amount. So please, stay sensible. But if you can afford to lose 1, 20 or 50 euros, chip in. Lets get this man in the Netherlands.