"Why have you developed a wig fetish?" Is a recent popular question I am asked!

Story time, about 4 weeks ago the majority of my hair decided it was bored of life on my head so decided to f*** off to travel the world!

All medical tests and experts confirm that I am, hopefully, physically fit and healthy but have most likely got Telogen Effluvium which is latin for "Your hair is just a bastard!"

The few strong soldiers who have remained clinging to my bonce do inadvertently make me look like I will be coming to cinemas soon in a zombie apocalypse blockbuster so I have made the decision to go full GI Jane (don't tell Will Smith I said that!)

So for the sake of positivity I have decided to do a sponsored 'buzz cut for bucks' to try and raise some much needed funds for all the massive winter bills that are overwhelming my beloved 'Maggie Fleming animal hospice'. Don't worry, I have arranged for Alexis Fleming , an experienced clipper professional, to do the deed..albeit her previous clients have all been sheep folk but as long as she promises not to dunk me in sheep dip and doesn't get me in that weird sheep shearing leg/headlock combo to do the deed then I'm sure all will be fine.

If you have any spare pennies and would like to donate to an awesome charity we would all be very grateful ❤️

I hope everyone has a fabulous Christmas and Santa, if you see this can I cancel the hair straighteners on my list and exchange them for a couple of cans of Mr Sheen