Buy me the Miller lite jersey

You all know me. It’s Jerry Beers baby, the beloved guy on Twitter.com. Basically this jersey fits my aesthetic because I like basketball and beer so I kind of need it. It costs $80 though. If I really wanted it I could buy it but I need to buy a bike lock right now so I can ride my bike to the library and also maybe to buy beer. Also I want to buy some Nike Air Monarchs. I have a lot going on right now and I need your help. Thanks!