BROKE DJS NEED $$$ FOR EDC

Hello it is us, the secret life. We have been crunching numbers and have realized a 3 day bender in Las Vegas is too costly for us. Please help these two lowly DJs accomplish their dream of k-holing under the benches at the F1 Track. We want to head bang til we are in a C Collar. We want to starve ourselves for 12 hours and basically run a full marathon from shuffling all weekend. Any amount helps. Thank you PLUR