Bring The Sweaty Oracle to the Big Stage

GET THE SWEATY ORACLE TO NEW YORK CITY!

Hello it's me,

The Sweaty Oracle! Once referred to as "the personification of evil on Broadway" by the social media person of The Good Gatsby Musical. And I am moving to NYC!

And before you say, "is the Sweaty Oracle going to be audacious enough to ask me for money for their move to NYC?" I am and I feel kind of embarrassed about it. And then I thought about how SMASH THE MUSICAL knew the script and the material they had and then had the audacity to ask for/raise of twenty million dollars. So I thought I'd at least try.

I'm moving to New York City next month and I have recently found that you can no longer move to New York City with $4,000 and a dream in your pocket even if you have a few followers. Because you trust fund kids have made the city largely unlivable but my professional opportunities have gotten to a place (solely through your viewership) that I need to be in New York City to continue.

I have so many amazing opportunities I have yet to be able to implement because I have not been able to get this move fully in motion. So I am asking for your help.

I've posted a video above with a bit more detail and explanation and I hope to continue to be able to entertain you from NYC in new and exciting ways.

No raffles, sweepstakes, giveaways, or returns on investment are offered in exchange for any donations made to this GoFundMe.