If you’ve been following my FB posts, you’re a sick fuck. Get help. Oh wait - sorry, I mean I need help. You are all amazing and supportive people; I’m lucky to call you friends.

On Sunday, Aug 28th, my car, brand spanking new MacBookPro computer, camping gear, Canon 5d, and other miscellaneous - some irreplaceable - items were stolen.

I tallied everything up, and it is close to $16,000 in uninsured losses - which just seems INSANE - but sadly true. I made a spreadsheet (of course) and the numbers don't lie. Because… maths.

I disliked the idea of an “I Have Personal Financial Problems” Go Fund me because we all have problems, but after some thought and a little encouragement, I’ve decided to ask for help.

The loss of the car, barely nine months in my possession, is only one aspect of my nightmare. The identity theft is wreaking havoc across my financial institutions and forevermore losing access to my iCloud with 10+ years of industry contacts and photographs is especially devastating.

You don't have to dig deep, but if you’re feeling kindhearted, I would gladly accept your bestowal of bread (re: loot, dough, moolah, gravy, scratch, shekels, greenbacks, cheddar, gelt, dolla dolla bills yo….) to the “Amanda Got F*cked By Crime” Fund.

I don't have an actual “GOAL” as it were; anything is better than nothing.

#blessed #livelaughlove #goodvibesonly #winning

JUST KIDDING.

#ifieverfindthefuckersthatdidthistomeimmagonnacutabitch #nosilverlining #zeroyelpstarsnotenoughbathrooms

Thank you in advance to you all, and to all, a good night.