Waveline's just written off his car. This level of bad luck must be driving him crazy. Probably wheelie sick of shit going wrong all the time!

Good news is, however, It's his birthday, and he deserves a brake.. So let's chip in and we'll help steer him in the right direction for a new one!

Please leave messages of salutations infused with a good measure of car related puns where possible, cos Dave never tires of these kind of jokes. etc

Thanks :)